Peeing is like a good book in that it is very, very hard to stop once you start.
Cleveland Indians second baseman Jason Kipnis has been named the American League Player of the Week for the period ending July 20 Kipnis batted .333 (5-for-15) with two homers, six RBI, four walks a…
KIP KIP HOORAY!
today i was in hot topic with my mom and there was a bra with Simba on it so I asked her “want a lion king bra?” she said “why would i?” so I put it in front of my chest and said “hakuna ma tatas” she had to leave the store she was laughing so hard.
One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-
You fucking champ