- Derrick: Was that the last piece of ham?
- Donny: It was.
- Derrick: Alright, I'm gonna go fuck myself.
- Donny: You really should.
zade au: wade couldn’t wait any longer (
what should have happened)
Hey, adults of the world
How about instead of making kids terrified to ever fuck up
You teach them how to cope with the aftermath of fucking up and fix it as best they can
That way they’re not so overwhelmed with anxiety every time there’s even so much as a chance of making mistakes that they never try anything and dread making decisions because of it
That perfect tranquility of life, which is nowhere to be found but in retreat, a faithful friend and a good library.